taking selfies with my friends like

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

All I could see
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
the fuck does a virgo get
we Virgo’s get flower crowns that are always in bloom
B-but I don’t wanna have pincers QoQ
i’ll kill ya with ma libra in the name of justice, motherfucker
You made us laugh, you made us cry, you taught us that laughter can be the best medicine, you made us think, and reflect about the possibilities of what dreams may come.
Thank you

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.







what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
For once america actually shocks another country.