the pinkiest, the brattiest diamond I’M IN LOVE
That’s cute, Garnet.
They’re absolutely totally completely flawless beings! Especially my diamond, Yellow Diamond, the most perfect, the most reasonable, rational, efficient decider ever to exist in the universe!
This is what happened afterwords, right?
I can’t stop thinking about the diamonds using that communicator to gossip and rant about their day to each other.