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• guy: why do girls talk so much about their periods?
• girl: hey, guy, if you bleed from your dick once a month i'm sure you fucking talk about it.

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[yungkawaiinigga]

corny ass dude in cheap work clothes and a tie:

"you…come…now"

tumblr girls:

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if there was an award for the most perviest couple I and Alex would win it without any effort.

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every time i masturbate my dog thinks i’m crying and tries to cheer me up by licking my face. no, puppy, no. oh god this is so awkward.

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oh thank you for your insults. ^^
here, let me insult you also with my fat, disgusting, not cute, not sexy, perverted (like thats a bad thing, lol) self. *з*
i hope you enjoyed it. XD

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feeling sad?
this will make you laugh so hard you will explode

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you’ll never be as fabulous as this cow

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guess what i’m drawing XD

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OH GOD I CANT STOP