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Top or Bottom?

• Tops: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus
• Bottoms: Cancer, Pisces, Libra
• Acts like a top but is a bottom: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
• Acts like bottom but is a top: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn

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What the zodiacs seem vs what they are

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Seems cute is actually evil: Libra, Leo, Pisces

Seems cute is actually cute: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo

Seems evil is actually cute: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini

Seems evil is actually evil: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries

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Three non-stereotypical things about the signs

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Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem

Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized 

Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes

Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor

Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people

Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive

Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic

Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family

Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring

Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate

Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily

Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions

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[nigganomicz]

pretends to be dead inside but actually cares: scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, sagittarius , aries, gemini

pretends to care but is actually dead inside: libra, cancer, virgo, pisces, leo, taurus

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[honeydoyouwantmenow]

The Signs as Harley Quinn (Voice) Actresses

Which Harley did you get?

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[nubianbrothaz]

1.. ARIES- the liar

(the Ram - 21 March 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* EXCELLENT kisser.
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.
16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

2. TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.
15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

4.  CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One

(the Balance - 23 September 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Independent, yet likes company
* Great kisser.
* Always smiling, loves to laugh.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have own unique sex appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end   up crying.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
*Good Lover
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up   crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Loves to own Gemini’s in sports.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal.
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

NubianBrothaz

[2muchbootyy]

Aquarius ♒️♒️

[misterrperfect]

Sagittarius

[lilpacmanondatrack]

Cancer

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Cancer

[titanshovelhead]

Pisces

[singlemotherdreams]

Aquarius

[minireaper]

Scorpio

[ellies-quinn]

Pisces

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the "totally adorable but also basically Satan" squad

• Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini

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more stuff about the signs

[virgofromaugust]

aries

• they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
  
• too smart
  
• they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
  
• one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
  
• cry baby
• they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
  
• somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
  
• sexually frustrated 24/7
  
• they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
  
• they move their hands a lot when talking
  
• they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
  

taurus

• on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
  
• they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
  
• they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
  
• they could kill you if you hurt an animal
  
• a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
  
• they care too much about people they love
  
• they cheat on board games
  
• very good friends
• too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
  
• they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
  
• stubborn
  
• they don’t let people go completely
  
• their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
  

gemini

• emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
  
• they know a lot of useful shit
  
• but they don’t know what sleep means
  
• being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
  
• narcissistic af
  
• they’re never wrong
  
• they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
  
• incomprehensible love for snacks
  
• misunderstood
• they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
  
• they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
  
• they lie to themselves
  
• sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
  
• very insecure
• random happiness/sadness attacks
  
• their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
  
• innocent without wanting to be
  
• they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
  

cancer

• they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
  
• they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
  
• drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
• they can be too selfish
  
• unpredictable af
  
• leave me alone, but give me attention
  
• their cellphone is part of their body
  
• their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
  
• they victimize themselves a lot
  
• they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
  
• that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
  
• they care a lot about what other people think
  
• they plat a lot with their hands and lips
• the most adorable people when they’re not angry
  
• children loves them
  
• they can tranquilize people quickly
  
• misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
  

leo

• very sharp ideas/way of thinking
  
• high moral
  
• they need constant acceptance/validation
  
• if you do them one you pay ten
  
• always reading your intentions
  
• they tend to joke about other people insecurities
  
• they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
  
• despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
  
• they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
  
• insecure af
  
• a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
  
• they wink a lot
  
• will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
  

virgo

• they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
  
• public nerds
  
• the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
  
• they read weird things
  
• super committed and and helpful
  
• they get angry when things are not done in their way
  
• they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
  
• they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
  
• they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
  
• their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
  
• they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

• they’re always in love
  
• they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
  
• super emotional
  
• they probably don’t know what is happening right now
  
• they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
  
• a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
• they have good intentions
  
• creative
• they blush easily
• they have a hard time saying no
• they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
• they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

• they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
  
• dark mind, bright personality
  
• they have secret hobbies
  
• they crave love
• talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
  
• they get easily offended
  
• scary when angry
  
• protective with people they love
  
• they hate being ignored
  
• random laugh attacks
  
• they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
  
• they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
  
• they easily connect with music
  

sagittarius

• ready to disappear in any moment
  
• they have watched every. movie. on netflix
  
• using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
  
• 34 hour-long naps
  
• they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
  
• they have a hard time when apologizing
  
• they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
  
• would yell at strangers if needed
• intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
  
• they tend to be sad before sleeping
  
• this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
  
• very competitive, but never satisfied
  

capricorn

• superiority complex
  
• more party souls than you could imagine
  
• they just want you to shut the fuck up
  
• they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
  
• able to intimidate people for good or for bad
  
• they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
  
• they keep their cool in the craziest situations
  
• have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
  
• can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
  
• always have backup plans
  
• physical appearance is important
  
• always have weird obsessions
• they play a lot with their feet
  
• they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
  

aquarius

• they disappear with no reason
  
• cuter than you
  
• they get confused when choosing between good and bad
  
• everything is overrated for them
  
• they’re addiced to memes
• feelings out of control
  
• they’re the special snowflakes
  
• cannabis 23/7
  
• they will know if you lie
  
• they lose their shit often
  
• they think and feel more than they show
  
• rebels
  
• the smartest ones
  

pisces

• they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
  
• they like music more than they like you
  
• they like attention but not too much
  
• will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
  
• can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
  
• fake friendliness (sometimes)
  
• too weird but in a sweet way
  
• super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
  
• they overwhelm your mind
  
• big heart, even bigger imagination
• confused af
• if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned

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Sinning

• Signs that sin too much: caPRICORN, LIBRA, SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS
• Signs that sin too little: Cancer, Taurus, Pisces, Virgo
• Signs that sin just the right amount: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius</p>

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