Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
*turns to left*
*sees husband*
:DDDDDDDD
*turns left*
*sees Dell computer*
*turns around*
*sees eight Dell computers removed from network a while ago but not wiped or disposed of yet*
*turns right*
*two more Dell computers*
… I gotta go to the bathroom and see if I have scales anywhere.
meanwhile i’m a fucking sippy-cup dragon
you guys got nothing, i’m a xerox copies of outdated pipeline reports dragon
i guess i could make a pretty okay pile of them to curl up on but man, embarrassing
cheap ipod speakers
my actual bead hoard, tho
Led lamps…
*turns to left* yarn pile
*turns around* yarn everywhere
*looks at self* yarn dragon
I hoard big heavy eyeburner quilts.
I can dig it.
Teacups…..which isn’t even wrong tho
Mike and Ikes. Or candy in general, which tbqh sounds like me.
Empty water bottles. recycling is cool
Wiius
pencils, pencils everwhere
expensive android tablets
Nintendo New3DS, so basically handheld consoles or little electronics~… yeah that’s pretty much about right aside from all the merch I collect haha!
All the naginatas.
Bedsheets.
Huh
Trees?? TREES!! Forest guardian dergern