Anonymous asked:
a film critic to be that doesn't loathe snyder? WHAT?! (unless the account name is ironic...)
directedbyzacksnyder answered:
MY URL IS 100% UNIRONIC HONEY I AM UP THIS WHITE MAN’S ASS EVERYDAY!!!! EVERY! SINGLE! DAY! MOST UNDERRATED DIRECTOR IN HOLLYWOOD THIS VISIONARY GENIUS IS THE ONLY ONE OUT HERE GIVING ME THE CONTENT I’M LOOKING FOR! I LOVE YOU ZACHARY EDWARD SNYDER! I LOVE YO-
Me in front of my parents: I’m a good girl and a child of God. I would never date someone before I turn 45. S/ex is bad and will kill u
Actually me: I’d let Ben Affleck fuck me for three days straight until I can’t walk, talk, sleep or sit. 👅💦💦
How to make me melt:
Step 1: Pin me against the wall
Step 2: Put your hands around my throat
Step 3: Growl “You’re mine”
when you wanna talk about one of your fav nsfw headcanons but you can’t handle people knowing the level of your sin
hello friend