wHEN YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS SAY THEY LIKE YOUR WORK

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
is thAT A DILDO KNIFE
the killdo
Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies
Because it’s terrifying as fuck
Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site
Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.
DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.
(x) this just keeps getting better
dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

god, bieber is such a prick
(via mrsweasley)