why you're on tumblr, by zodiac

aquarius no friends

capricorn afraid of sunlight

pisces too big of a weaboo

aries too oppressed to go outside

taurus allergic to fresh air

gemini too lazy to move

cancer completely forgotten how to move

leo can't find the login button for life

virgo tumblr took your soul

scorpio in a committed relationship with your computer

libra reality-phobic

sagittarius fallen and can't get up