• why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
• aquarius: no friends
• capricorn: afraid of sunlight
• pisces: too big of a weaboo
• aries: too oppressed to go outside
• taurus: allergic to fresh air
• gemini: too lazy to move
• cancer: completely forgotten how to move
• leo: can't find the login button for life
• virgo: tumblr took your soul
• scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
• libra: reality-phobic
• sagittarius: fallen and can't get up