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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
your-local-skeletologist
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It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

rapewhistled

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

mrsugarpink

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

vivalatrench

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

somefantasticallies

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

seeminglydeepstatement

Maybe it’s Maybelline