[supermegafoxyawesomehotnot]

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

[supermegafoxyawesomehotnot]

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

If I ever form a band, this is the name of our first album right here…