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WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

geek-in-a-box

theme parks. just. theme parks.

goldfish-kisses

but u have to pay for theme parks

victorysunshine

that’s the adult part

adire-adire

son of a bitch

thepreciousthing

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck

I know where we’re going guys