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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
your-local-skeletologist
ranchdepressing:
“wickedwitchofdisney:
“unwhale:
“ bromancing-the-stone:
“ Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
”
And I have a weapon under my shirt.
”
he can pat me down anytime.
”
“fuck the police,” you say?
”
bromancing-the-stone

Yes, hi I’m under arrest.

unwhale

And I have a weapon under my shirt.

wickedwitchofdisney

he can pat me down anytime.

ranchdepressing

"fuck the police," you say?

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