HEADCANON:
The Stabbington Brothers are two of Hans’ 12 older brothers who gave up on trying to get the southern isles crown and moved on to stealing crowns from other kingdoms.
Those sideburns are clearly genetic.
That’s what I was gonna say!
WHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT
wait fuck “Hans Stabbington” tho no wonder he just said ‘of the Southern Isles’