*Expected credits theme starts to kick in but gets cut off to football*

Me .....what?

*After the plot twist happens*

Me *SCREAMS THE HOUSE DOWN*

Announcer We advise that you stay for the end of the credits or you might miss something important.

Me *Takes calm breath* Sure! Sure! Okay... go for it. Why not?

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"Miss me?"

Me OH, YOU LITTLE-----