• *Expected credits theme starts to kick in but gets cut off to football*
• Me: .....what?
• *After the plot twist happens*
• Me: *SCREAMS THE HOUSE DOWN*
• Announcer: We advise that you stay for the end of the credits or you might miss something important.
• Me: *Takes calm breath* Sure! Sure! Okay... go for it. Why not?
• ...
• ...
• "Miss me?"
• Me: OH, YOU LITTLE-----