• Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
• Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
• Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
• Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
• Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
• Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
• Asexual People: what