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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
your-local-skeletologist
hiddlesybatched:
“ lokiismycopilot:
“ “ #I’m pretty sure Tom could commit literally any crime and get away with it#’You are charged with armed robbery’#*face*#’Oh he didn’t mean it. Let him go.’#’Uhhh. You just killed a guy’#’Oh you poor baby! Let’s...
lokiismycopilot

#I’m pretty sure Tom could commit literally any crime and get away with it#’You are charged with armed robbery’#*face*#’Oh he didn’t mean it. Let him go.’#’Uhhh. You just killed a guy’#’Oh you poor baby! Let’s get you some cookies and milk while we wash this blood off you.’

#I’M TRYING REALLY HARD #BUT LOOK AT HIS FACE

“I let the Frost Giants into Asgard”

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I was literally just here talking to the computer trying to tell Tom that he was going to jail, but I couldn’t. Look at that face.

Please don’t forget this one:

#PRAT

hiddlesybatched

Forgot this one