did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing? 

and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 

tragically beautiful

TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!

I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!

That is a good question, my friend

Why don’t we discuss it further in my office?