[niggaimdeadass]

did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing? 

and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 

[myfirstname]

tragically beautiful

[agentoklahomasragehappiness]

TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!

[dontattackme]

I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too

[cupcakingsnowflake]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!

[celestial-sexhair]

That is a good question, my friend

Why don’t we discuss it further in my office?