[suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu]

instead of using terms like “having sex” or “making love,” consider the following:

• diddling
• doing the frick frack
• playing the pee pees
• filling the donut hole
• checking the plumbing
• pushing push-pops

thank u for ur consideration

[superblys]

may also include:

• smacking the beep beeps
• smooching the no nos
• tap dancing the potty places
• mooing the moo moos