| Please imagine fem!Negan:
- Everyone immediately assumes Negan is a man’s name
- They hear Negan has multiple wives so that enforces the thought
- They hear Negan has a baseball bat named Lucien but the name doesn’t confuse them it just terrifies them because it’s a fucking barbed-wire baseball bat
- None of Negan’s people correct the conquered communities when they use male pronouns bc no way in hell are they gonna spoil the surprise
- On the day Rick’s group is captured they expect a giant hulking man to come barging out of the trailer when Simon knocks
- He even says “Meet the Man” on purpose bc he knows they’ll be shocked
- And instead of a giant man
- A 5’4” woman wearing red lipstick and with long hair pulled back steps out with a baseball bat propped on her shoulder
- Abraham immediately yells “WHERE’S NEGAN????” because that’s just what he does
- The woman just grins at him and walks to the center of the half-circle they’re kneeling in
- “I’m Negan.”
- They’re all shocked
- How can a woman be so cruel
- But it’s too late
- Bc she’s killing one of them as an example
- In addition she flirts with Rick more openly
- Tries to seduce him
- But still tells dick jokes and makes comments on lady-nuts because Negan is Negan
- And it’s revealed she has her wives bc not only is she pan af it’s to keep power over her men
- Girl-on-girl is hot to the Saviors and she plays it up
- But she irons anyone who makes lewd comments
- Long story short
- Do not catcall the boss
- She will burn your face
- And your dick
Anyway. :P |