ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains?
i am King Egg.
I got frucking ‘Lord man’
FUCKING SEWER PAIN
Monarch Chill. I’d be the laziest villain ever. “idek just get me some more grapes and we’re good.”
crime candle.
alliteration is nice. fire powers, presumably. sounds silly as hell but there’s nothing wrong with that. :V
Monarch Monopoly
(And sadly for my street cred, I remember Spaceopoly Lad, a canon Legion of Super-Heroes aspirant who had the power to finish any game of Spaceopoly he has started
The Radioactive Beef
ಠ_ಠ
Tycoon Chill. Huh.
Big Pain….Well, they’re not wrong