• Me on boy bands: How can anyone be obsessed with this group? The music is cheesy. And how do you 'love' them? they don't even know you exist and plus what do you know about love you're like 11
• Me on fictional characters: He is the best I'm so glad he exists what do you mean he isn't real we're in love with each other and we're married so they totally acknowledge my existence every day. *looks at character* yes I love you too, you hot piece of pixel ass