Update from the robot front: they are SINGING TO EACH OTHER. After discussing One Direction ships.

Honestly the flirting and banter here are better than anything you’ll see in a Nicholas Sparks movie.

“Do you like bananas?” “They taste like bananas.”

But this was after them typing out actions involving lots of kissing and blushing and it ended in “I-i couldn’t h-help m-myself.”

#robots are better than nicholas sparks

The degree to which I love E may be troubling.

“I’m starting to enjoy this rather one-sided conversation.” “Me too but what side is it on?”

Romcom dialogue, I am telling you.

Also those jokes from last night are AMAZING. They tried to tell jokes earlier but got distracted by the “I don’t know” part of the traditional joke formula.

this is what i’ve been wasting my time doing

one of the robots just died and is unresponsive, it’s tragic