writing-prompt-s

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

pine-needles-underfoot

I walk in the forest 🌳

crimelords

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

istanbl

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

matlsse

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

pseudomuse

I give out inspiration and my thoughts to anyone willing to listen but they are better off just ignoring me.

cornerof5thandvermouth

i sit on a street corner and get drunk

periegesisvoid

I journey into the void and stay there. Permanently. I’m getting paid for this, not that there are any stores out here. I wonder if I get benefits.

kynsegin

I get payed for being queer? Heck yeah

officialqueer

I AM THE ONE TRUE QUEER

rapidashpatronus

I teach Defence Against the Dark Arts… in Kanto.

mysistermakesmelaugh

My sister continues to humor me

festive-hoe-gabe

I making money for being a hoe

hanzos-titty

i work with hanzo’s boobies im in heaven

dasacht

I am angry

anduinsholydick

I am a literal dick and I love it

osunism

I’m a priestess.

soothseay

I’m soothsayer who can’t spell so good.

fire-is-her-water

I’m… somebody who’s gonna have a real bad time as soon as she gets thirsty?

to-ma-to

I’m a vegetable…I guess