[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[pine-needles-underfoot]

I walk in the forest 🌳

[crimelords]

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

[istanbl]

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

[matlsse]

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

[pseudomuse]

I give out inspiration and my thoughts to anyone willing to listen but they are better off just ignoring me.

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i sit on a street corner and get drunk

[periegesisvoid]

I journey into the void and stay there. Permanently. I’m getting paid for this, not that there are any stores out here. I wonder if I get benefits.

[kynsegin]

I get payed for being queer? Heck yeah

[officialqueer]

I AM THE ONE TRUE QUEER

[rapidashpatronus]

I teach Defence Against the Dark Arts… in Kanto.

[mysistermakesmelaugh]

My sister continues to humor me

[festive-hoe-gabe]

I making money for being a hoe

[hanzos-titty]

i work with hanzo’s boobies im in heaven

[dasacht]

I am angry

[anduinsholydick]

I am a literal dick and I love it

[osunism]

I’m a priestess.

[soothseay]

I’m soothsayer who can’t spell so good.

[fire-is-her-water]

I’m… somebody who’s gonna have a real bad time as soon as she gets thirsty?

[to-ma-to]

I’m a vegetable…I guess