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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kingofthesevenseas

I'm paraphrasing bear with me

  • Man of Steel:
  • What Pa Kent said: I don't know [if you should have saved your classmates]
  • What Pa Kent meant: your actions have consequences and you're a child, so I don't want you to get hurt. However I'm a fallible human being.
  • What dude bro nerds think he meant: Fuck em all
  • Batman v Superman:
  • What Ma Kent said: you don't owe this world anything.
  • What Ma Kent meant: you are your own man. Your abilities don't make you any more obligated to do the right thing than anyone else.
  • What dude bro nerds think she meant: Fuck em all
Source: kryptonians