“im getting old” starter pack

[kingjaffejoffer]

• “this is way too sweet”
  
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  
• “my back hurts”
  
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday