mochipoof
asked:
Could you write how the RFAs would react to MC moving in with them? How it comes up? How life is for the first few weeks or something haha :') Do they just buy a house?
a/n i’m going to do the first few days week/s with the RFA because hOLY FUCK? they’d ALL stay where they currently are at first but i think they’ all move somewhere bigger when they got married or had kids?? they’re still just bf/gf so no mortgages for now ;u;
Yoosung
- i think he’d suggest moving in but very indirectly
- “ i wouldn’t be late to classes if you woke me up directly you know..”
- “yeah maybe idk”
- “YEAH OKAY COME OVER”
- “… I mean only if you want you I’m not forcing you”
(he’s whispering by the end of it) - so it’d be very quick and very short notice and when did this happen i’m literally moving into a 4 year old’s house
isn’t this illEGAL?? - so you’d bring in the last box and and you’’d shut the door and just stand there like
- “this is home now I guess?”
- then it’d hit both of you that like you live together now and all of a sudden he’s shy and just kinda scratching the back of his neck
- “so..”
- “yeah..”
- “want to play LOLOL?”
guys .. what did you even expect - the first few weeks would consist of snuggling and playing games and onesies - it’s like the first few hours of a sleepover when everyone’s reaALLY hyper
- there’d be unpacked boxes everywhere for weEKS
(lazy mfs) - also the first few weeks would be living off ramen and sweets and getting 0 sleep
(take this however you want) - you don’t even argue over chores because who gives a fuck they can just chill there
- when theres a bug in the attic you’re both screaming aren’t you supposed TO BE A WARRIOR YOOSUNG
- BUT I FIGHT DEMONS NOT WASPS
- - WAIT hand me the frying pan we will outflank the enemy and i will protect you princess
the wasp comes closer and you both never return to the attic ever again- for now you probably both sleep on a pikachu bean bag or something because his single bed doesn’t fit to both of you and he feels guilty sleeping on the bed
- the good guy who always puts the toilet seat down after he uses the toilet after the one time you flipped out on him
- moving in with Yoosung means he doesn’t get as flustered anymore around you
- you see him shouting and laughing a lot more and less blushing and wow
- you didn’t think you could fall in love with him any more until you saw him curled up on the couch with his bear onesie
- fuck he’s the cute one in this relationship isn’t he (
yep) so obviously you curl up next to him
Zen
- this cliche motherfucker i hatE HIM
- he finds a clever/sneaky way to tell you to move in with you
- makes you leave all your shit at his house over time and one day he just hands you a key??
- “well you’re practically here all the time and you can’t get enough of me so”
- “LISTEN HERE BI- wait nvm that’d be cool actually”
married couple life- refuses to let other people bring in the rest of your stuff in boxes
(not much of it though)because he has to do it himself - also makes you wait outside so he can pick you up bridal style and carry you in
- “I’VE LITERALLY BEEN HERE 100 TIMES BEFORE”
- IT’S CALLED BEING ROMANTIC”
always leaves the toilet seat up fgs- on the second day you wake up to hear crashing and burning from the kitchen because he was trying to make pancakes for you
- its then… that you’ll do the cooking from now on (thanks @god) but god damn it he’s always peering over your shoulder
- “What’s that?”
- “Pepper”
- “..What’s that?”
- “.. an egg.”
- “yeah, i recognised them”
(focus in school kids) - SCREAMING IN THE MORNING BECAUSE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TOILET ZEN I’M GOING TO BE LATE
- him using all your scented shampoos and you using his facial products you guys are the best duo
- he helps you with chores though but he whines a lot (not in the first weeks though)
- also picking out couple outfits for like the first few weeks and looking super coordinated
(goals) 100000 SELFIES- him forcing you to wear his shirt literally all the time - i have my own closet thx
- “Zen.. I can’t wear this shirt to class it literally goes down to my thighs NOT TO MENTION it has your face on it”
- a lot of sex in the first week??- f
ucking beast mode slow tf down - takes loads of slips of you drooling while you’re sleeping
- you threaten to cut his ponytail and i’m p sure that’s the first fight you have living together
- but its quickly resolved when the X Factor comes on and you’re sitting on the couch with him judging everyone
- “she can’t even sing”
- “I KNOW RIGHT”
Jaehee
- who suggested this - how did it happen what the fuck
- SHE definitely planned this out but couldn’t actually ask you so it was just like a matter of when will she manage to just come out wiTH IT
GOD DAMN IT - she lets it slip out a few weeks later mid conversation
- “well maybe if you lived with me then we wouldn’t be having this problem”
- literally slaps her mouth
- but you just shrug and respond with okay and i swear she melts and looks like a tomato
- THE DAY BEFORE YOU COME OVER SHE CLEANS THE HOUSE LIKE 5 TIMES
- SHE TAKES THE DAY OFF W O R K FOR IT (
stress cleaning) - like as soon as everything as been moved in she’s the cutest person ever and always asks if you’re comfortable
- “so.. want some dinner?”
- but guess what
- apart from finding out she’s an amazing fucking cook, you see Jaehee with ANIMAL pyjamas and her hair down (
wellfuckme) - a lot of blushing in the first week, it’s like re-starting a relationship with her
no toilet seat problems though??- BUT CAN I SAY JAEHEE AS A ROOMATE IN GENERAL IS AMAZING
- everything is always tidy and guys you can share clothes and makeup and woW why didn’t we do this earlier
- when she gets more comfortable you guys both have wine and bitch about people (
jumin) - you all know how sarcastic she is so the sassy comments will be endless
- “well don’t you look like a picture when you wake up”
- “I liked it better when you were a blushing mess”
- “well, too bad.”
STILL BLUSHES WHENEVER YOU COMPLIMENT HER THOUGH- whenever you do anything outside the house she turns innocent again
- but as soon as you step into the house BAM she’s super sassy
- motivates you to do work and teaches you how to make really cool pastries!!
- invite the RFA (
minus elly because she’ll kill Jumin if she sees c hairs in her house) to have cupcakes & coffee - saturday nights you guys sing to Zen’s musicals at the top of your lungs but she doesn’t realise you’re facetiming someone… Zen
- freezes
ur dead the next day
Jumin
- can we talk about the fact you’re already pretty much living with him halfway through his route
- there was no invite its just you ended up there
- “what do you mean you’re going home.. this IS your home?”
- you look around and holy shit when did he move all my stuff here
and how haven’t I noticed you sly motherfucker - did you not see in his route when he offered to redesign his house so it looks like your house
- constantly reassuring him that the furniture is fine
and that vase is worth more than my whole apartment shUT UP - when you go down to the kitchen to cook he’s very confused
- “We have a chef?”
- “Don’t want them”
- “WELL YOU CAN’T STARVE THATS STUPI-”
- “i’ll just cook myself”
- “oh right.. wait why?”
baby boyhasn’t ever had any homemade meals since they were all made by chefs n shit :((- oh may I mention that as soon as all the maids and stuff leave Jumin owns swEATPANTS
- YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU SAW HIM WALK IN
- he also wears glasses?
excuse me this is r00d - watches you as you cook
like Zenbut doesn’t say a w o r d but makes a mental note that you look fucking hot while cooking how?? - makes you cook a LOT more because commoner home made meals ‘apparently’ are better than other meals!!
slowly he’s transforming- you have a private en suite toilet so you don’t argue about the toilet seat thing - rich people
- and you have a maid to do chores?? so thats also not a problem
- but it’s kinda funny testing Jumin on his knowledge of cleaning products
- “Jumin.. you can’t use a TOILET scrub to do the dishes”
- ???? why not
- he becomes shy especially when he opens your underwear drawer by “accident”
- also flustered when he can hear you singing while doing things around the house
- IM TRYING TO WORK STOP BEING CUTE
- how could I have forgotten Elly, he moves her bed out of his room (well your room too now) and you cry because you’ve come so far Jumin :’)
- opens up to you quite a lot so there a lot more jokes thrown about between you guys
- he. g i g g l e s.
- you learn that he secretly also watches kdramas like his life depends on it
me too buddy wait is that Zen??
Saeyoung
- he doesn’t give you a key
- one day he says a random phrase to you in Arabic and you just know that your relationship has moved to the next level
- WOW I’M MOVING IN
- as soon as you walk in with your stuff to his home you just cry
- “I have been here for 0.35845 seconds and I think thats your underwear on the rug”
- “…mm.. leave it”
- but Saeyoung with a sheepish shy grin is holding up a
badlyhome made cake saying “Welcome home!” “this was the only edible cake that came out decent take it or leave it”- if he’s asked you to move in with him he’s 150% comfortable with your anyway so
- first week with Saeyoung? tiring
- no sleep at aLL
- theres no inbetween you’re either binge watching movies on the couch with popcorn and pizza
- or screaming with laughter at eachother as he chases you round the house for 5 hours because you stole a chip from him
- HE LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP ON PURPOSE AND HAS THOSE AUTOMATIC SEAT LIFTER THINGIES
- that is the start of prank wars
- you look like you’ve been married for 60 years already?? i mean he closes the window and farts so you’re dying and he just laugHS (
fucker) - so you take revenge by putting clingfilm over his toilet seat and you hear screaming a few seconds later payback bITCH
- ugly pictures of eachother sent to the RFA with dumbass captions
- they’re wondering how you’re both supposed to survive when you’re both trying to kill eachother after a week???
- you guys can’t hire a maid so you both start out doing chores
(after threatening him to pour all his Ph.d Pepper down the sink) - but somehow the old Karaoke machine and what are chores??
- it takes you a lot of time to get used to all the valuable techy stuff he has in his room i mean why is your table remote controlled?
- why does this pillow have a wire inside?
- whY DOES MY BED HAVE WIRES?
- most of your fights in the first week are over food because even though you label everything he just eats it ALL
- “Saeyoung.. for the last fuckING TIME YOU CAN’T WEAR MY UNDERWEAR”
- you don’t leave your house once for a few weeks - its like living with your best friend
its lit - yep things are pretty comfy living with Saeyoung and you’re always wearing his clothes (& he always turns pink)