“Let me tell you a story. A bat saves a scorpion from drowning in a river. But as the bat carries him out of the churning, deadly water, the scorpion stings the bat! In terrible agony the bat asks, ‘Why?! I tried to save you! Now we’ll both die!’ And the scorpion says, ‘That’s the point, sucker!’ Hahahaha! Ohh, I love that story. Cracks me up every time.”