“I like your art but I don’t think its worth the price you’re asking for”

“I could find an artist who draws better than you for cheaper”

“But I’m paying you, that means I get whatever I ask for”

“I’ll pay you when I’m ready”

“I don’t have money, but I’ll pay you in exposure”

“I expect you to read my mind for how I want this commission done, I will not communicate my vision to you at all and I will complain if ANYTHING is not how I pictured”

“Why do you ask for so much when all you’re doing is sitting on your ass and doodling on a computer”

“Quality means nothing, you’re just greedy”