i want alfred to get so fed up he pulls a gone girl
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Rich men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? He’s a “cool butler”. Being the Cool Butler means I am a hot, brilliant, funny butler who adores fighting crime, patching up injuries at 4 in the morning, hacking the mainframe, and fixing the batmobile.
Cool Butlers never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their boss do whatever they want.
