Suicide Squad review drinking game!
- Take two shots before you read any reviews, you’ll need them to get through this.
- Take one shot if the review starts off talking about BvS’s “failure”at the box office
- Take an additional shot if the review mentions DC being “worried” over its cinematic movie universe
- Take tiny sips if Marvel is mentioned at all; I’m not liable for any alcohol poisoning that may occur, so please drink with caution
- Take two shots if Guardians of the Galaxy is mentioned
- Take three shots if Deadpool is mentioned
- Take a shot if the words “overcrowded”, “too dark”, “humorless”, or “edgy” make an appearance
- Take a shot if the reviewer states that Ayer knows Batman better than Snyder does, despite Batman being in two different states of mind for each movie
- Take an additional shot if the review says that this movie will (somehow) “save” the DC movie franchise
- Take two shots if the reviewer brings up how any of the women are dressed and use their clothes to make any disparaging remarks on the characters; take another shot if this focuses on Harley
- Take three shots if any variety of the phrase “trying to copy ___ in tone and humor” show up
- Take a shot if the review says that the villains acted more like heroes than the actual heroes; take two more if the words “Justice Lords” somehow get worked into it
- Take four shots if Leto’s Joker takes up most of the review despite not taking up most of the movie
- Take five shots and close the tab if “Hot Topic” is found anywhere in the review
- Take two shots and keep reading if “Hot Topic” is brought up but not as a jab at the movie or its marketing
- Take two shots if the review ends by saying that Suicide Squad did what Batman v Superman couldn’t
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