reasons im going to fight chris pine
- does interviews without shoes on
- eyes are TOO blue
- used the word “cesura” in a real sentence
- cried during the notebook
- exclusively uses the unicorn emoji
- desert hooker
- “what a strange, sad day it’s been”
- smile too perfect
- looks too good with glasses. does nothing to stop blueness of eyes. Unfair
- his middle name is “whitelaw” mgfggfucgf????
- he was an english major, i could probably fight an english major and win