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cons and pros of having Bruce as your adoptive dad
Pros:
- really really dedicated, I mean dedicated parent
- most likely will not get super duper mad at you for doing something bad
- he has no fucking right to lecture you about sleep habits
- Alfred
- as long as you don’t expect him to talk about HIS feelings, Bruce is the best person to go to about your problems, your feelings, really anything that is troubling you
- even if he doesn’t know the solution, you can just talk to him and he’ll listen
- the only bullies you have to worry about are your dad’s big flamboyant How Bad Me Be criminal goblins scurrying around the city
- kinda petty but, I mean, he is a billionaire.
- Alfred
- that moment when you haven’t seen your dad have a genuine smile in weeks, and then you tell him what a great day you had and how you’re so glad he’s there and he just lights up like you invented sunlight
- did I mention Alfred
Cons:
- the lectures
- seriously he might not be mad but the disappointment burns
- he is moody! this can be distressing to live with sometimes, because even if it’s not directed at you, you’re gonna be worrying about him
- tfw you have to tell your dad to go to bed
- big houses can be kind of spooky
- oh fuck right he’s Batman he could die any day now
- Dad being sad is painful to watch
- he probably won’t let you be Robin until years of training later
- he keeps trying to get you into this whole juicing craze thing
- it’s carrot spinach apple egg smoothie it’s delicious! no fuck you
- dude imagine Alfred being disappointed in you that’s too scary for me