• Is psychotic 
  
• Never shuts up
• Is dirty
• Probably smells terrible
• Wants to blow everything up
• Probably tries to set his farts on fire whenever he has gas
• Probably has poor manners
• Won’t bathe unless he’s forced too
• Is a thief
• Is widely considered ugly
• Is the perfect man for me

In conclusion, Junkrat is disgusting and so am I for thinking he’s sexy.