[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[tostadasheep]

“Remarkable. I’ve never actually seen anyone do that” xD

[pseudowolf69]

@zeldanes he can do it drunk lmao

[obi-wanz]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[datizzychick]

When she was like “that’s remarkable I’ve actually never seen anyone do that” I fucking died.