• Public: Superman is a danger! He's only brought destruction and death
• Meanwhile Clark Kent: *looking at flowers in the grocery store*
• Media: Superman, friend or foe?
• Meanwhile Clark Kent: does Lois like roses or tulips?
• Government: This alien is a menace! Such a dangerous creature should be locked away or killed!
• Meanwhile Clark Kent: you know I think I'll go with the tulips
• Lex Luthor: LOOK AT THIS MONSTER. THIS FALSE GOD. ALL HE WANTS IS TO TURN HUMANITY INTO MINDLESS SLAVES!
• Meanwhile Clark Kent: maybe I'll make dinner tonight too...