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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Me in front of my parents: I’m a good girl and a child of God. I would never date someone before I turn 45. S/ex is bad and will kill u

Actually me: I’d let Ben Affleck fuck me for three days straight until I can’t walk, talk, sleep or sit. 👅💦💦

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