wonder woman: my story keeps changing………… but i will find the answers. i demand the truth and i will NOT made a fool

green arrow: for all those people who don’t think they are seen; i see them. also this black canary woman….. i don’t know her, but i’d trust her with my life

superman: the clark from this world is dead and lex thinks he’s going to take on the superman mantle wearing MY family crest? i don’t think so. it’s REAL superman time

aquaman:  basically, as i do my job, people debate over what i mean to them. am i joke? am i a menace? idc either way i have a kingdom to protect and my chowder is getting cold

the flash: ever since wally returned nothing’s making sense. i’m missing time? my relationships? i need to figure what my visions are trying to tell me and who’s behind all of this

green lanterns: okay we can’t BOTH be the lantern of earth. there was like a billion of them already. also i really don’t wanna work with you but hal says it will be good so we’ll see how it goes

batman: so alfred, i adopted some more kids today……………