Bruce Don't fight Bruce. Fight WITH Bruce. Help him clean up Gotham. Plus just because he doesn't kill doesn't mean he won't fuck you up. He will tear your fucking arm off and beat you with it and then use his charity to pay your hospital bills.

Jason Fight Jason. Do it. Someone needs to knock the angst out of that boy. He'll enjoy it. He might even NOT kill you afterwards.

Tim I mean, you could PROBABLY take Tim. He's smol and nerdy. But only fight him if you're prepared for him to hack and delete all your social media afterwards.

Damian Don't fight Damain. Pls don't fight Damian. That kid is fucking savage. His first kill was when he was three years old. You won't survive a fight with Damian. He will feed you your eyeballs. Plus he's like 10 years old why would you fight such a smol little bean?

Alfred Sure, he's old af, but even then you still might lose. Even Bruce is kinda afraid of Alfred. Don't fuck with Alfred.

Cassandra Lol have fun with that I hope Wayne Enterprises pays for your funeral

Steph Fight Steph, but not too hard. She's been through so much already. Fight her lightly. Maybe give her a black eye. You two can laugh about it afterwards over waffles.

Babs Go ahead. Push her wheelchair down the stairs. She'll crawl back up and beat your ass with a stick.

Terry Fight Terry. Show no mercy. He's a little punk ass bitch and he knows it.

Dick Why would you want to fight Dick you fucking monster?