No one understands how happy it makes me there exists a canon comic where Jason flirted with a girl so hardcore that he convinced her not to do drugs.
The girl said, “Getting high is the best thing.” and Jason responded with, “That feeling you described? I get it when I’m looking at you.”
THAT SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER.
I
AM
SO
FUCKING
REAL
RIGHT NOW
WHAT A MUFFIN OH MY GOD