*turns to left*

*sees husband*

:DDDDDDDD

*turns left*

*sees Dell computer*

*turns around*

*sees eight Dell computers removed from network a while ago but not wiped or disposed of yet*

*turns right*

*two more Dell computers*

… I gotta go to the bathroom and see if I have scales anywhere.

meanwhile i’m a fucking sippy-cup dragon

you guys got nothing, i’m a xerox copies of outdated pipeline reports dragon

i guess i could make a pretty okay pile of them to curl up on but man, embarrassing

cheap ipod speakers

my actual bead hoard, tho

Led lamps…

*turns to left* yarn pile

*turns around* yarn everywhere

*looks at self* yarn dragon

I hoard big heavy eyeburner quilts.

I can dig it.

Teacups…..which isn’t even wrong tho

Mike and Ikes. Or candy in general, which tbqh sounds like me.

Empty water bottles. recycling is cool

Wiius

pencils, pencils everwhere

expensive android tablets

Nintendo New3DS, so basically handheld consoles or little electronics~… yeah that’s pretty much about right aside from all the merch I collect haha!

All the naginatas.

Bedsheets.

Huh

Trees?? TREES!!  Forest guardian dergern