Bruce Wayne: *brings home orphans*
Damian Wayne: *brings home animals*
Jason Todd: *brings home attitude*
Dick Grayson: *brings sexy back*
Tim Drake: *brings you hundreds of photos taken over the years as evidence when he confronts you about knowing your secret identity and tries to convince you to bring Robin back but you won’t so instead he brings Robin back*
Alfred Penyworth: *sits at home hating all of this*