*stops kissing*

Harley "What is it? Why are ya looking at me like that?"

Joker "You're covered in glitter..."

Harley "Oh ya, I was decorating cookies earlier!"

Joker "That's nice, but now I'm gunna be covered in glitter..."

Harley "So? You get to have sex with me AND be sparkly! I'd consider that a win-win situation! THERE ARE LITERALLY NO DOWNSIDES TO THIS!"

*muttering*

Joker "We're never gunna get the glitter out of this bed..."