Dear DC,
I don’t want “Property of Joker” Harley Quinn.
I want Harley Quinn and Joker in a partnership. I want them as equals. (as equal as it can be) I want them deadly, funny, brilliant dangerous, loving, offputting and full of dual manipulation. The 50s power-couple that will gas your entire family all while arguing about whether or not Harley picked out the proper gloves for Joker’s suit and if Joker fed the babies or not before they left. (Of COURSE not, thats YOUR job. I feed the goons!)
I want Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy as best friends, occasional lovers. I want Ivy to be shown as cold and calculating with no regard for human life, except for the bizarre soft spot she carries for Harley.
I want Harley Quinn, The Joker and Poison Ivy to be exactly what they are. Villains.
I don’t want “in lesbians” Harley Quinn and Ivy because that is not in either of their characters.

Preach it, sister!
Side Note: I don’t hate Harley/Ivy. I just hate when people think of it as totally perfect and that Ivy doesn’t absolutely loathe humanity (Harley being only a partial exception).