dc characters' fighting styles
- batman: bat-flips
- superman: fricken laser beams
- wonder woman: ass-kicking when positive feminism fails to subdue buffoonery
- shazam: SHAZAM
- black canary: bullshit tolerance & ear bleeds
- green lantern: giant fisting
- green arrow: boxing glove arrow
- hawkgirl: mace in yo face
- lois lane: the pen is mightier than the-*stabs you with pen*
- flash: whiplash
- aquaman: sharknado