Jason and Dick get into a huge, ridiculous, months-long feud over a $100 debt that literally no one understands, because firstly, their arguments keep changing, and secondly, in Damian’s words, “but. father is a billionaire? what do you even care?” but they both take it intensely seriously as a matter of honour and principle
it, of course, ends with Bruce marching in on them during a shouting-and-scowling match, and emptying his wallet over both of their heads, shouting “you want $100? you want $100?? anyone want $100?? ALFRED? DAMIAN?? TITUS?? $100??” and then, on watching his $900 rain sprinkle over his boys’ heads, he snaps “now will you two shut up and be friends again, already?”
lol I love this post so much