guccijoker asked:

Harley leaves literally hundreds of selfies on Joker's phone, which he doesn't ever delete, and she also changes his background at least 4 times a day to pictures of herself or the babies

tommysmelliot answered:

they keep arguing over whether his background should be her and the babies or batman so eventually she pulls a high-stakes job involving explosions and hostages for the sole purpose of taking a selfie with batman and the babies. bats has to wait for her to send it before she lets him do anything. all the hostages are released but 90% of them stay after for selfies with harley. batman is not happy about it. somehow she manages to get him in the background of every single picture. instagram has a field day.